Once Bitten Twice Stephen Michael Moore

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Published: January 19th 2013

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Once Bitten Twice  by  Stephen Michael Moore

Once Bitten Twice by Stephen Michael Moore
January 19th 2013 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, AUDIO, mp3, RTF | 51 pages | ISBN: | 3.34 Mb

In this instalment, young Craig Peel enrols at Tornbridge Secondary School where he finds the downtrodden masses revolting and he is victim to a brutal array of bullying.Desperate to regain some popularity with his peasant classmates, he sets hisMoreIn this instalment, young Craig Peel enrols at Tornbridge Secondary School where he finds the downtrodden masses revolting and he is victim to a brutal array of bullying.Desperate to regain some popularity with his peasant classmates, he sets his sights on the coveted 1st Prize at ‘Bring a Pet to School Day’.

In order to clinch certain victory, he convinces is idiot companion Trevor to steal his uncle’s black mamba. Tragedy ensues as the event becomes an all you can eat buffet for the world’s most aggressive snake.Throw into the mix an MI6 agent having a mental breakdown, Barry Shitter the dry stone walling expert and a headmistress hell-bent on revenge.More buffoonery than you can shake a snake atThe SeriesThe Tornbridge Chronicles are a series of novellas that chart Lord of Tornbridge, Craig Peel and his idiot companion, Trevor Boyle’s adventures from their birth at Tornbridge’s ‘Bruce Lee’ Memorial Hospital in 1971 to their unlawful banishment in Tornbridge woods in 1998.At the age of eight, Craig Peel’s life is shattered when his parents are eaten by lions.

Soon after, the family fortune mysteriously vanishes and he finds himself booted out of his exclusive boarding school, St Biffters. Thereafter, he strikes up a friendship with Tornbridge simpleton, Trevor Boyle. The unlikely pair become inseparable.Between 1985 and 1998 there were no less than 200 reported incidents involving the pair, ranging from alien abduction to infantilism and the theft of rare panda seaman from Tornbridge Zoo.100% buffoonery, guaranteed



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